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How to teach that terrorism is bad? Blow people up of course!

August 26, 2014

Oh Boris Johnson, with your quick wit, hilarious opinions and such blonde hair….STOP. Get a hobby or something? NO. enough is enough. Calling a change to the presumption of innocence is not a ‘minor’ change. Not even for people YOU suspect to be terrorists!

The most recent blunder (I’m calling it a blunder because of it’s level of hilarity) from Boris blondilocks is that individuals (or hen parties, school groups, etc….) travelling to Iraq or Syria should be presumed guilty and presumed to be wanting to blow everyone (including themselves) up in acts aligned to that of ISIS. He did add some level of rationality  reason …forethought to this change to legislation – the presumption would only be reversed if you did not, I repeat DID NOT  notify the authorities.

“Dear Ms May,

I’m writing to inform you that I find the Western situation and stance on the world intolerable and I can’t bear to see life go on this way. In regards to this matter I shall be taking the first flight I can to Iraq (or Syria – it depends which flight is cheaper) to fight with ISIS.

Kind Regards, 

Mr stickler for the rules.”

…it could happen…

ANYWAY, Boris would also like the British jihadist who beheaded the American Journalist, James Foley, to be killed in a bomb attack. Now…before I start I’m sure there are a lot of people who would like much worse to be done to that man and what he did was truly horrible and upsetting. But Boris Johnson …advocating blowing people up…that’ll solve the ‘war of on terror.’

''what will stop terrorism?....EXPLOSION, A BIG BOMB, BOOOOOM LIKE THIS ....''

”what will stop terrorism?….EXPLOSION, A BIG BOMB, BOOOOOM LIKE THIS ….”

He added, “the Isis “wackos” must be tackled…What is the point of having a defence budget, if we don’t at least try to prevent the establishment of a terrorist ‘caliphate’ that is profoundly hostile to civilised values?”.

“ISIS WACKOS” fuel to fire Boris, fuel to fire…

Terrorism in all it’s forms is bad and I don’t think Politicians should be advocating for it. But of course BB Johnson can because he’s big Boris, Boris the bumbler, THE blonde bombshell…(you get the drift)! He can say whatever he likes, because people either agree with him or just think he’s a bit bonkers.

Boris is probably thinking – ‘well…I’m sure people have said worse than about me…ooo biscuits…’ and Boris. Yes. Yes they have. Now let’s all work together, overhaul the entire basis of the English Legal System, something we sometimes seem to be proud of …now lets get cracking with those ‘bunker busters’!


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